Mrs Lim: You know, some teacher, i shall not name who, asked if pink panther was a cheetah or a lion.
Class: WHAT?!? HAHAH.
Mrs Lim: Yeah, teachers make silly mistakes too.

And we soon find out that students make even sillier mistakes.
Duh.

Laura: Zomg, A teacher actually asked if pink panther was a cheetah or a lion.
Me, Lauraeva, Victoria, Stef, Ange: YEAH HAHA SO STUPIDD.
Maryanne: YAH HAHA OMG. Pink panther is a jaguar lah!

Told you so.

Laurayeo and I have officially estabished that between our desks, there is a curtain of sanity.
Yes, a curtain of sanity.
Cross and you will go insane.
(:
Of course, if she crosses over it wouldn't make any difference to her.
((:

Me: Ey, the two cheena people on the notice board look like south park people.
Laurayeo: Oh yeah, they do. Then instead of sayin gong xi fa cai, they'll say gong xi fuck cai.
Me and Yeo: O:

And, the wonders have decided to quit TKGS and start our own school called-
You should guess it.
Anyway, the subjects will be.

Tranfiguration and charms - ME
Potions - Lauraeva
Defence against the dark arts - *constantly changing* ;D

The rest of the subject teachers will be announced on the first day of the new term.

Me and lauraeva were trying out transfiguration during monsters class.

I'll try to scan in the picture of our mindmap, tmr.
Laugh your ass off(:

"Happy belated birthday to me"

Sadly, my friends' way of saying that is by squishing chocolate into my eye during reccess.

Did i mention it was always the same eye?

Lauraeva: EY STAY STILL LAH

Me: NOOOOOOOO

Lauraeva: -jab-

Me: OI

Laurayeo: -jab-

Me: OI

Maryanne: -jab-

Me: OI

etc etc.

Thank you all, anyway, (:

MUCHMUCHLOVELOVE.

Yogga: Why not Lydia be the environmetalist?

Lydia: Yeah right, and get rid of pests?

Yiyun: like me!

Lydia: Noo, lauraeva! you be the envionmentalist lah.

Lauraeva: OI

Lydia: Even though you'll attract pests instead of scaring them away. (:

Lauraeva: NOT FUNNY.

Heheh, you know its funny, darling(:

SURPRISE!(:

THANKYOU KENNETHTINGJEANTECKJINJIAJOSHUACHONGRENJAREDBRYANLEEKEVIN.
For travelling halfway around the world to changi and back,
to surprise me when its not my birthday-
yet.
(:
LOVES YOU PEOPLES LOADS.
I still have the balloons scattered on my floor,
Besides the fact that SOMEBODY smashed cake into my face,
It was mighty fun.
HAHA,
And to the person that was supposed to come, but ironically didn't,
Thanks a millionn(:

I'll be 14 in 4 hours and 50 minutes.

P.E, Hockey, otherwise known as quidditch on the ground.

Due to Lauraeva's new liking to harry potter, we all found new boyfriends.

HAHA.

And new sports, too.



Lauraeva: I have my firebolt! -holds up red hockeystick-

Me: I have also okay!

Lauraeva: No, ron has a lousy broom.

Me: EY! He has a firebolt okay! When he gets into the team he'll get one!

Lauraeva: I'm still reading azkaban.

Me: too bad then, i have a firebolt.

Lauraeva: -.-



Then, i hit and it goes wayy off.



Lauraeva: Pity you have a firebolt and dont know how to use it.



boo you lah.

I'm the seeker(:



EH KIMBO!



GIP WOLS.

(: how unglam,
And we made a theory about kimbo's house.

Lauraeva: Ey, your key looks like a bullet.
Kimbo: NO, its supposed to be some hightech thing lah.
Lauraeva: HAHAH
Lydia: But yeah, it looks like a bullet.
Lauraeva: Maybe she shoots the door down everytime she gets home to get in.
Lydia: Yeah, then she spends the rest of the day building the door again.
Lauraeva: So her house is like a bombshelter.
Lydia: No, if her house is a bombshelter, the door wouldn't blow up.
Lauraeva: oh yeah.
Kimbo: -.- SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADUP.


Stop being dense, kimbo.

OOOHHLAALAAA OHHHLALA LALALALALA.

That was supposed to be the korean tune, by the way.
(:

Shermaine and Malfoy were together at first, but broke up due to the third parties,
lauraeva and fred&george.
so it should be, fourth parties, but nevermind.
So Shermaine gave malfoy to Lauraeva,
and took Fred and George all to herself,
so obviously she doesnt mind dating a ghost.
Lauraeva gave Ron to Lydia Because she wants Malfoy now,
and Ron has taken a liking to Lydia, oblivious to the fact that Lydia and Lauraeva are secretly married.
And Harry is nowhere in sight.
Yes, even though he is the main character.

Whoohoo.

Laurayeo: Where do norweigians come from?
Me: Uh, norweigia, DUH.

Trust me, i felt really stupid after i said that.
If you dont know why either, you should be feeling stupid in about 5 seconds.


Haha, told you so.

At least i wasn't the only one.
Lauraeva, Maryanne: EH? ITS NORWEIGIA WHAT!

Yup, so we can go and live in norweigia and lead happy, deluded lives.

HAHAHAH.
Shutup, laura yeo.

I'm sitting beside her in class, right in front.
Horrors.

After school, i had a rare little-talks-in-the-bus kinda talk with yeo.
Hahah, yeah.

Laura: You can be miss norweigia!
Me: YEAH, if they ask if it's big, i'll go " YEAH, its really big. Y'know, in heeEEreeE." -points to brain-

Wheeehee, training tmr, i can't wait for saturday.

Ciao.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL8I2VKT-A0

gossipgirl(:

Hello, Lydia.
:)

I'm surprised I still remember the username and password to this account.

SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW TO DO THAT FORT CANNING ARTEFACTS HISTORY PAGE THING.

Thank you very much.

I need to get people to listen to me more, really D:
AHHAAH. Yes, no kidding.


-during recess, mind you this ALWAYS happens-
Maryanne: EHH, okay, lets go now.
Me: EHH, no! I lazy la, a while more
Laura2, stef, vic: Okay, okay lets go FASTER LAH.
Laura Yeo: Nobody listens to lydia (:

Lydia: Eh, lets go now, we need to change.
Everybody: Not now lah i tired, a while more.
Me: -.-
Laura Yeo: nobody listens to lydia (:

-.- gee. I wonder why.

Anyway, According to lauraeva's blog which is according to mr yap,
IF WE DONT GET GOOD MARKS FOR MATH. WE WILL GET DIVORCED.
So, me and lauraeva are married.

Lauraeva: Then, at this rate we're going, we confirm divorce lah!
Me: NOOOOO, cannot!
Lauraeva: NOOO, cool people must marry cool people! We cannot divorce, ok?

Our kids will have:
My brown hair
Lauraeva's long sexy legs
My tan
Lauraeva's ability to attract the wrong gender
My ability to attract the right gender

HAHAHAHAH.

We'll love our kids, wont we.

and i am glad to announce that I AM LIGHTER THAN PREYA.
Wahaha, hope you read that, (:
She thinks she's fat, when she's not really.

Preya: I have a food log (: To record the stuff i eat!
Me: -.- omgwtf.

HAHAHAH, you funny girl.

And Fatin, stop threetiming, its not very nice, MUST CHOOSE ONLY ONE.
(:

Fatin: hey baby girl
Me: Hey sexy mama
Fatin: youre mine!
Fatin: ( to rury) you're mine!
Fatin: ( to Anisa) you're mine!
Anisa, Me and rury: Go die lah.

(:
pick me okay!


Yup, tmr is 50th anni, good luck to me.
Just hope i dont trip and fall in my dress.
Yes, a dress.
Don't
laugh
at
me
>:
HAHAH.
Only i can laugh at myself.
Shadup.

Japan, ski resort. Don't you just love snow?

I can't walk.
Wheelchair, anybody?

Yeah, i thought i was going to die on the way back from school today.
I have no idea if i can train tmr.
If i want to wear nice pretty shoes to 50th anni on saturday without hurting, instead of slippers, i'd better not.
-.-

I'm wearing slippers to school tmr,
luckily i didn't have to borrow them from anyone today,
although i know someone who was dying to (:
heheheh.

Mr yap is our new math teacher, in case you didn't know.
If you don't what he's like, ask yiyun to do an impression, it looks scarily close.
If you don't know how yiyun looks like, look at the book " esiotrot "
Muahahah.
If you don't know how a tortoise looks like.
Go and see a phsychologist.

We did another impression on Mr yap,
on my plate of rice during recess.
After eating every single grain of rice.
Yeah, Angelyn says the anorexic people are forced to do that.
But of course, i'm not anorexic.
(:

The rest of the day was just throwing notes at yiyun.
She keeps saying she'll hit me on the head, but she never did.
Hahah.
I hit her on the head, at least 4 times.
" Heads up! "
Haha, classic.

And no, yiyun, i am not lookig forward to the last chapter of science even thought i know you are.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lydia Tan Xin Rui!
Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Lydia Tan Xin Rui.
It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Lydia Tan Xin Rui.
Lydia Tan Xin Rui is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Lydia Tan Xin Rui.
Lydia Tan Xin Rui can smell some things up to six miles away.
It can take Lydia Tan Xin Rui several days to move just through one tree.
A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Lydia Tan Xin Rui.
White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Lydia Tan Xin Rui.
Astronauts get taller when they are in Lydia Tan Xin Rui.

Lauraeva: How ironic.

screw you!


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Laura Eva Wong!
In Japan, Laura Eva Wong can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
The horns of Laura Eva Wong are made entirely from hair!
The fingerprints of Laura Eva Wong are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
Laura Eva Wong is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
Half a cup of Laura Eva Wong contains only seventeen calories.
Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Laura Eva Wong!
During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Laura Eva Wong had to pay a special Laura Eva Wong tax!
American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Laura Eva Wong from each salad served in first class.
Medieval knights put the skin of Laura Eva Wong on their sword handles to improve the grip.

I never knew Lauraeva had horns.
And i just realised that she doesn't know who Julius Caesar is.
See, i told you reading Harry Potter and Archie comics doesn't make you smarter.



And yiyun is the tallest person in the world.

HA, HA.

First week of school.
Actually no, first three days of school.
It's starting to suck already lah.
Apart from the fact that we got ms izrina as our fm (:
Played double wacko during our class party today.

Theresa: DIVYA!
Kimbo: PEIHUA!
Theresa: DIVYAA!
Kimbo: PEIHUAA!
Therea: DIVYAAAA!
Yiyun: -.- So next time anybody shouts Divya's name i should just run straight to peihua la.

lawl.

Angelyn was worse (:

Me: EVANGELINE!
Angelyn: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LAURAAALAURAAAAA!

Me: EVANGELINE!
Angelyn: huhhAHHHHHH KARENKAARENKARENN!!!!

muahaha.

I love my class.

And now, the whole class is taking dnt and home econs together.
Well, at leats half of the class is going.
Because the other half is taking DEP.
grr, i want free periods too.

During home ec.

Me: Ehh, help me throw away the mos burger tissue.
Lauraeva: walao dont make me walk la, my leg pain
Me: my leg damn pain alsoo. aiyah forget it.

-when getting on and off the seats-
Me and Lauraeva: OWWW. Ey, kimbo, massage our backs for us.

Hahahah, stupidgirl.

At least i have lauraeva and vic in the same home ec class now (:

And, monster is out chinese teacher again.

-monster comes in-
Yiting, Kimbo, Weisze: YESSSSSSS, HUANNGG LAOSHI ZAOOOANNN!

AND THEN, i sit right in front.
Great.
Yes, im vertically challenged, so shutup.

I'm aching all over, somebody get me 1000 tubes of counterpain.

Sorry for not posting anything for so long, but happy new year anyways (:
Sleepover at jeanettes yesterday! But before that, Lauraeva came over for awhile for a swim.

I think she's dyslexic (:
She was playing-
no wait, TRYING to play with my xbox.
halo3 to be exact.

Lauraeva: WHERE ARE YOU?
Me: -.- turn around
Lauraeva: I CANT!
Me: Cos you're against a rock.
Lauraeva: oh.

15 seconds later

Lauraeva: shit you stupid rock

8 seconds later

Lauraeva: Where are you?!
Me: BEHIND YOU.
Lauraeva: oh.
(Yeah, she finally mastered the art of turning around)

20 seconds later:

Lauraeva: Why do mossy rocks love me so much.
Me: -.-

I think it's the other way around la.

Then we went swimming and started making footprints and handprints with water.

Lauraeva: eeeee you got fat fingers!
Me: -.-

We started to run up the slope to see who could make the footprints all the way up the fastest.
Of course Lauraeva won lah.
Somehow the water evaporated on my feet faster.

Lauraeva: yay, i finished my trail.
-looks at her feet-
Lauraeva: i think i got blueblack.

You piece of scheiße.
HAHA.

Then we went up to chill in my room, with nachos and cheetos.
And..(:
HAHA, nevermind. Ask her yourself.
I think she's trying to be studios.
fail la.
reading harry potter and archie comics doesnt make you smarter darling (:
haha jokingjoking(:

Jeanettes sleepover was fun!
Played xbox and attempted to watch a movie.
Hoho.

At 3am, three people were on the bed
At4am, Jeanette kicked ting off
At 5am, Jeanette kicked me off

Heheh, i went to the chair so they had more space.
See, im such a kind person. (((:

Anyway.
School tmr,
Training tmr,
im.
going.
to.
DIE.
bye,