Got my glasses today,

Simple.

Red, thin rimmed with thick sides.

I have astic.

o0 omg.

ohwell, at least im not blind. (:

Look on the bright side, uh.

If i can even see the bright side. o0

It's too far away.

NYAHAHA.

Another truckload of calypso getting dunked into my head.

Gosh, pure entertainment i swear.

I hope they make the series into a movie.

Mindless and sexy.

HOHOHO.

I think i like prince freddie.

Or freds xx

I still have a problem with the way they text.

"Hey, missin u already. Hope 2 c u soon.

xxxx C"

And then she decreases the 4 x's to 3 because she doesnt want to seem too desperate.

Unless of course, theyre having a fight and she doesn't care less.

(:

Grah. Ayye want Calypso's life.

Then, Freds can pull me in for a major snog-age, as the english would say

(: HURHURHUR.

Omg, i think i've read too much, but the other book is on the way WHOOHOO.

im nuts, shutup.

&i just realised something.

School is over.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEH.

Training! Omg! so fun! you think!

-.-

Quote from Men In Black II

" Isn't everybody sad when it rains? "

Hoho, miss " light", Thats where you are absolutely wrong.

Unless of course, you dont count 2 crazy students in TKGS jumping up and down and going " YESSS" when there is thunder, or doing the rain dance during assembly, as being sad when it rains. Then you are absolutely right.

(:

Yawn. I'm getting sleepy. I hope i don't get molested by my sister today.

Her ambition is to be a rapist, she claims.

" NOoOoooooOoO! LET ME FULFIL MY AMBITION!"

Oh gosh, studying has made her go abit wonky.

I think it's rubbing off me.

GASP.

Yeah, well goodnight and i'll try to wake up tomorrow perfectly sane although i have a strange feeling at the pit of my stomach that it's not really going to work out as planned.

Tragic. (:

(:

School was rather boring, except for science, watching documentaries and discussing what scary movie to watch that would actually scare lauraeva. We were thinking like, the grudge. Or something along that line. And we realised the only scary movie or film that would scare her is.

A documentary on snakes. ( specifically the one i watched last night)

Lauraeva is a very. Peculiar person. Well, for example.
She'd rather have 'the grudge' crawling on the ceiling of her room than a snake slithering on the floor.
She'd rather eat crayons than eat vegetables.
She'd rather have training than go for a parent-teacher meeting.

Gosh. Times are bad.

Then, approaching the end of school, brilliant victoria just had to bring over a bobby pin, and lauraeva, with her amazing shooting skills, threw it down my shirt.
-.-
i spent 5 minutes looking for that stupid thing.
don't ask where it was.
(:
rawr.
After that, amazingly i first went to parkway to eat, and i left my cap back at school. So i had to go back with Beth and Rury to take it.
o.o
SORRY.
Hur, we met our VJC senior on the bus. And she was late, too.
We were panicing, wondering if coach has reached yet.
Thankfully not. And someone came later than us.
HOHO.
Coach made us do hurdles. OMG.
Don't blame me if I hit it over. I'm really just vertically challenged. I guess coach could guess that because at the end of training, she asked all of us to run and jump and try to touch the basketball net, which i obviously did not achieve.
And.
After 7 years of GIRLS SCHOOL. I kinda forgot that there was a boys toilet.
I needed to use one. So i went into the nearest one.
Someone was inside, he didnt look like a girl, really.
D:
"OHSHITWRONGTOILETOMGSORRYAHHHHHH"
That would explain alot of laughing from my seniors.
They really are abit weird (:
After training, waited outside for my dad with melissa wong, and somehow ended up talking about teachers and what it would be like if Mr"times-are-bad" had a son, or a twin brother.
"OMG NO WAY. One is enough please."
"Yes, horrors of horrors."
heheh. We said more things, but i shall not mention it here.
(:
Tmr, last day of school.
Just pray that operation clean up doesnt result in total chaos and water flooding the place and people running around frantically with mops, trying to stop the water from flowing out the class, which was how it ended the last time we tried to succesfully clean up our classroom.
tragic(:

TRAINING AT VJC ON MONDAY.

We ran from vjc to east coast park. Joy.
Had to run the stupid overhead bridge, which was obviously uphill, nice.
I got a serious stitch 1/4 of the way cos i drank to much water.
WAHA. damn smart, i know.
Ran past a group of children

Anisa: HEYY CHILDRENN!
Lydia: omg, -pants- he-helloo..chil-children. -dies- (well, almost)
Anisa: smiles.
Lydia: -.-

But, i still made it without dying hoho.
Then, because the field was under renovation, we went to the basketball court to play games.
(:
Had to grab people and try to pull away other people from each other in the shortest amount of time. hoho.
Zoe was pulling my leg and i had to hold on to sallys hand for dear life.
&softballers got groped (:
Tragic.

And another game, which involved taking off your shoes and throwing them at each other.
It was raining socks and shoes.
literally.
Well, not much socks, more of shoes.
I got hit by a good 3 or more shoes o.o
Once again, tragic.

Calypso chronicles are getting into my head.
With its perfect english and english slang.
"Yaaah, totally tragic daarling. "
Somehow, girls' lives in a boarding school, drinking booze and smoking fags, with quite a few bitches and princes screwing up their lives intrests me. Maybe it's because Prince Freddie is a good kisser (:
Reading it at the busstop, on the bus, walking and on my bed isn't such a good idea ey?
Which also explains why i finished reading it in 3 days.

Book1 : Pulling princes [finished!]
Book2: Stealing princes [finished!]
Book3: Dueling princes ( By dueling, i mean fencing) [reading]
Book4: Dumping princes [still on the way from the US :) ]

Maybe,
one day i'll pull my prince charming too.

HEEEAHAHHAAHU.

yeah (:

school tmr, wonderful. And i have to lug a box of bouncy balls and magazines home today, refer to lauraeva's blog.

lauraeva: EY. ____ will be this one because its bouncy! cos he's in basketball!
lydia: BUTBUT.. all of them are-
lauraeva: shadup.
-while sorting all over again-
lauraeva: AH. Which one is ____??!?!?!
lydia: -.- The bouncy one.
lauraeva & lydia: -looks around- ALL OF THEM ARE BOUNCY LA.

shadup laura. HAHAH.

anyway, today was being-spastic-at-jeanette's-house day!
HAHAHHAHA. Omggg damn funny i swear haha. first went to temasek for some cheena restaurant. The playground there rocks. AHAHA. yes, im still a kid ;D nice, everybody pushing everybody around on the swirly-go-around-thingamee. HAHA. joanne is heavy. :\ HAHA joking.
Then went back to jeanette's house to play xbox! WHOO. damn funny.
laughing on the couch and trying to kill each other while stuffing grapes into our mouths (:
Thennn we got hungry so we tried to make our own campbell soup. Its like in a can, so what could go wrong?

opening the can o.o

HAHAHA. yes, opening the can.

jeanette: I CANT OPEN IT! -bangs the can opener into the can-
ting: OI. DONT DO THAT!
lydia: HAHAHAHA. i thought can openers dont look like that.
jeanette: -continues banging-

ohwell, we still got it open in the end.(:
and it was still too salty but OHWELL, it was nice HAHAHA.

then, took the mrt home andSOMEBODY brought their bikes into pet safari, wonder who. HAHAHA. shh.

And somebody save me, training at kallang tmr while weifeng is going to malaysia for a field trip. Gosh. People who dont have training better count your lucky stars. goodnight

ELEARNING!

-phone rings-

Me: Hello?
Weifeng: Happy e-learning day
Me: -.-

Me: EH why they want a new trading settlement ah?!
Weifeng: Cos the british want to look cool in front of the Dutch.
Me: -.-

DAMN YOU!

Looks like talking to Lauraeva, Amanda and Joyce was more helpful.

Lauraeva:
i think we need to transfer to ACSI, as soon as possible, lydia (:

Joyce:
okay! let's go to ACSI together laura.

Lauraeva:
with lydia too.

Amanda:
=.=

Lauraeva:
Yay!
we'll have MUCH fun there.
air conditioners.
personal laptops.
and uh cute guys hahaha.

woots. Lots of help ey? (:

I wonder why the stupid teachers make us do this rubbish -.-
5 minutes before the deadline i was still hopping around and screaming at people for the answer to the advantages of two way trade. Or was it a trade settlement?
SEE?
I can't remember. Oh what's the point.
Crap. Chinese e-learning in 10 minutes.
I better open the conversations first
o.o

HELLO.
GOODBYE.
LYDIA.
CASH?
*NUDGE, NUDGE*
:)

Name 15 whom you know.Do not answer the questions, till all 15 have been named
1. Maryanne
2. Lauraeva
3. Angelyn
4. Kimbo
5. Stefanie
6. Victoria
7. Annabel
8. Ting
9. Jeanette
10. Daryl
11. Weifeng
12. Teckjin
13. Laura yeo
14. Fatin
15. Kenneth

1. What is your relationship with 12 like? (TECKJIN)
HAHA. it's gay (:

2. Who is 15 secretly in love with?(KENNETH)
HAH. i have no idea, really. Why don't you ask him yourself?

3. Would you live under the same roof as 08, if granted the chance?(TING)
Of course! And we'll spend all day playing charades with her dead ipod, and dreaming about skiing in japan.

4. Do you secretly hate 02?(LAURAEVA)
HAHA. -eyebrow dance- except when she doesn't let me drag her into the pool (:

5. How would you react if you were told that 05 and 13 were going out with one another?
I would faint. HAHAHA. it's a weird combination if you must know.

6. What is the stupidest thing you've seen 14 do? (FATIN)
" OMG, this is like SO SYNG-ATE CANN! LIKE OMG " . Don't ask. I forgot to post the video (:

7. Give me a reason why you love 07.(ANNABEL)
BECAUSE. She actually knows how to get around town and actually can navigate through town unlike maryanne de costa kwan sui min.

8. Who is 01 going out with?(MARYANNE)
FOR SALE. ask her for the price. (: single la. just don't go to town with her alone. refer to question 7.

9. Would you go out with 09?(JEANETTE)
WAHAHA. of course. She's my secret girlfriend. shh.

10. What is 03's favorite song? (ANGELYN)
SUPER JUNIOR! whoohoo. Angelyn loves shiwon and hankyung like meeee. hur. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING!

11. What school does 04 go to?(KIMBO)
Tanjong Katong Girls' School LOR. class 1E3 BABEH.

12. What is the strangest thing you know about 06?(VICTORIA)
She loves animals more than her siblings, she loves animals more than me/us, she's one hell of a dancer, she can bend backwards. damn.

13. Supposing 11 and you were the last people left on planet Earth, what would you do?(WEIFENG)
Make him build a campfire and roast me marshmallows in the snow (:

14. Is 10 good looking?(DARYL)
UHHHHHHHHH. Secret (: And no, looking at him bathe does not turn me on. Refer to tagboard.

15. If you had to do so, which of the 15 would you kill?
2, Lauraeva my adventure buddy. Cos if i kill her then i'll travel all the way to the volcanic rock pool and roll down a rope to save her from hell, which will be another episode of the adventures of Lauraeva and Lydia. Once again, don't ask.

LauraEvaWong says: We like ACSI just because we hate SPS.

((:

heehee. of course DARLING.

ZOMG.

ouchie.

Thanks to training, i take at least 4 to 6 minutes to get out of bed.
My legs hurt, my arms hurt, my ass hurts.
As Lauraeva has stated on her blog, all of us feel this way. so shadup.
And thanks to training, my face has rashes and my hands have blisters. ha ha. congrats to me.
Training was okay i guess. Stupid grounders. boo! on the cement floor sumore T^T im noob la.

Well, pain aside. We got our papers back today. Funniest marks i ever got.
English: missed A1 by 0.3 marks.
Science: missed A1 by 0.5 marks.
bloodyshit.
Lets just hope i ACTUALLY get my A1 for my next few papers.

HEHEH. Toda, other than that not much, Lunched with maryanne because Lauraveva's legs and butt was too tired and painful to go to parkway, so she went home to sleep =D haha. See, she has too much bone and muscles in her legs. The disadvantages of having neverending legs. As for her butt, i rally have no idea. Don't want to know either. HAHAH.
Actually my legs and butt hurt too but. whatever =D

Stop lying biatch.

THE ADVENTURES OF LAURAEVA AND LYDIA. Episode 2.0



9.00-My sister jumps unto my bed with her tamgotchi and starts beeping away.

9.01-"SHAAAADUP"

10.00-I set off to the busstop to travel all the way to marine parade for piano.

12.00- I meet..lauraeva.



The earliest in the bunch is surpsrisingly my companion, evawong. Don't ask my why and how that happened. ANYWAY. After piano i looked for her at Bedok inter and there she was. We stood there discussing our previous episode of our adventures, and new things we learnt today. (Which will be featured later in this episode) After waiting for about 10 minutes, a 24 came.



"Can we leave without Maryanne??"



We could have, but we didn't. See how good friends we are? (:



Maryanne should have come by then actually, but i told her the wrong bus stop and she came late. Sincere apologies, maryanne. See how forgetful i am? (:



After we went back to my castle. Lauraeva claimed that she has been to my house 2 million times. Somehow i do not believe her words. Maryanne said that she had come 2 times. THAT, i will believe. Lauraeva should learn to make things more realistic (: And then we. Eh no, I had lunch while maryanne and lauraeva watched me eat. hee, hee. As hungry as they were, they didnt steal my food. Thanks la. make me fatter. HAHA. We waited for a very tired laurayeo and walked to Eastpoint for Lauraeva to buy assesment book for her brother.



"At least those books arent meant for you"



We reached popular and started the hunt, to no avail. Please tell me the chances of finding any other math book not written by andrew er. People like lauraeva will just draw on his face and disfigure him along with many other students in singapore. So we went to BK for lunch. And discovered how much oil there is in one fry. Eee.



walked back and miraculously managed to get lost, once again.



Laurayeo: Eh. Where we going ah?

Lydia: I dunno! i'm following you

Laurayeo: No! I'm following you!



Looks like we cant leave a laurayeo and a lydia alone together either. Eh, maryanne and evawong was there. But they dont live near there, so. Heh. when we finally reached back home, we changed into swimsuits and cananballed into the water. Actually only I cannonballed but heck. We all got into the water in the end anyway.



Maryanne needed to go to the toilet.


"The toilet is haunted fyi."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Someone follow me!"
" No la! joking. Its not haunted."
"someone follow me!"
-points into blank space- "She'll follow you." -grins-
-.-
maryanne goes by herself.

"Don't look in the mirror!

Lessons learnt in todays episode.


1) Tell maryanne to come 45 minutes earlier, then she will come on time.


2) STILL dont bitch about boys behind their backs.


3) Dont bitch about girls behind their backs either.


4) ACSI is the best boys school in the world.


5) Who cares anyway. ahem. nudgenudge


6) Don't let lauraeva loose in the swimming pool lest she starts doing laps and leaves us all behind.


7) Don't let a lydia and a lauray loose in the pool either, for they will splash water in one another's eyes until one persons contact lens comes out. And i do not happen to wear contacts(:


8) shadup. i forgot already.

---MONDAY---

(during literacy workshop)
Me: (chosing characters) AYYE. i want to be the guy.
Lauraeva: EH NOO! Be the girl la eediot.
Me: EHH NO LA. i wanna be the guy muahaha.
instructor: GIRLS, please choose the correct gender ah. If not you can tranfer out of here and go to ACSI.
Me: HAHAHA. i don't mind.

hehe.

(During china travel talk thingthing)

Teacher: TKGS have alot of partners and joint schools for this exchange programme like TKSS, Temasek...
Me and Lauraeva: *in our heads* acsi..acsi..acsi..COME ON.
Teacher: Anglican high and Cheung cheng!
Me and Lauraeva: oh damn.
Lauraeva: Actually ah. Why do we like acsi so much eh.
Me: *thinks*......I have no idea, really.

HEHEHEHEH.

THE ADVENTURES OF LAURAEVA AND LYDIA. Version 1.1 :D

Went ECP-ing today with Stefanie, Victoria, Lauraeva, Maryanne and Precious. If you are thinking that precious is a weird name, don't panic. For he is a dog. What were we doing in ECP with a dog you may ask. Then direct that question at Victoria. :D Those two are inseparable. Anyway BACK TO THE ADVENTURES OF LAURAEVA&LYDIA. Set off on our journey at Bedok interchange after the strange aura of miss stefanie filled the busstop. Reached ECP at about 9.30 & played at the beach. Actually no there wasn't much of a beach cos it was high tide and i trailed off to explain the land and sea breeze while playing frisbee and maryanne interuppted me to say that exams were over. Couldn't figure out a retort, and when all else fails, say "Shaadup". Seems to work, really.

Then, if my memory does not fail me, we attempted to play volleyball and ended up hitting the ball in all possible directions except the right one. And we went on to explain how one can actually do a 360 degree turn with a netball. Sadstuff.

Breakfast was next for the hungry travellers (somehow this word reminds me alot of lopz. i wonder why) so we set off for macs. where we COINCIDENTALLY bumped into belle and her. seeeniors =D And me and maryanne somehow kept needing to get sugar from inside macs because we needed to stay outside for precious. ((: Shared a breakfast with miss lauraeva and somehow ended up eating peppery pancakes and sweet bread&sausages. How did that happen? Once again do not direct that question to me.

After breakfast, we went back to the beach where there actually was A BEACH. And put down our stuff. Went to the sea and a familiar strange aura filled the sandy beach. Alas, it was stefanie creeping behind with her newfound, dangerous weapon.

A Sandball.

Throwing it at my leg, she ran off, screaming because i picked one up and ran over to her. Not creep, but run. When i got to her, due to my poor aiming, i missed. How sad. But i did hit my companion, Lauraeva, afterwards. Luckily she kept her deal and did not push anyone (or drown anyone) in the water. Stefanie then layed out her towel and we sat there and chilled with music while stef was busy making her sandcastle where everybody lived underground so she didnt need to fashion any houses. Nice one. Well everything worked out fine, except that we. Nono actually I forgot that water would be absorbed by the sand. So our plan for a swimming pool could not be carried out. Don't blame me k. Blame the contractors.

*KHP*, and i realise its hard to balance with your arms and legs in the air without kicking sand into someones face.

ACTUALLY. The fun hasn't begun. The real lauraeva&lydia adventures haven't started yet. They only began after me, laura and maryanne left ECP and started trekking to Far east plaza. (: It seems like Lauraeva and Lydia cannot be stuck on the same mrt alone, for they will totally lose their sense of direction. oh whoops. They didn't have any in the first place. But heck, we still got lost (: instead of ending up at bedok, we were at Buona Vista. Just how we managed it? Ask me, but i dont neccesarily have an answer. But i think asking Lauraeva won't make much of a difference (:

Lessons we learnt:

1) Never leave Lauraeva and Lydia alone in..anywhere without adult supervision lest anything bad happens to any of them. Or they end up fighting and pushing each other over.

2) Don't let a lauraeva and a lydia loose on a train for they will laugh like maniacs and start exchanging shoes even though they already have difficulty standing straight in an MRT.

3) Don't talk about boys behind their backs.

4) Don't laugh about boys behind their backs.

5) ACSI is better than stpats.

6) Who cares anyway.

7) Don't let Maryanne be a guide for ANY tour. For she is as lost or perhaps even more lost than you.

8) Lauraeva has to buy her own milkshake.

9) Redhill MRT is ironically painted purple instead of red.

10) Let Lauraeva and Lydia think that selling " The Adventures of Lauraeva&Lydia" will bring in more money than studying and getting a stable job later in life. Sticking to lopez and monster would be a wise choice, unfortunately.


For more adventures of Lauraeva and Lydia, Tune in tomorrow! For she would be coming over to my castle and who knows what will happen.

p.s i am not weird either. so SHAADUP.

For version 1.1 of The Adventures of Lauraeva and Lydia, go to www.crashmixburn.livejournal.com

Ugh.

Why am i at home.

Cos im under house arrest.

By you, again.

I don't give a shit whether you like them or not.

Well screw you.

Thanks for cutting me off from my FRIENDS.

Yes its your fault im binging on chips and coffee to make me happy.

And yes it's probably your fault my heart is numb.

I'll just close my eyes and count to 10

or 20

or 30

or 40

And we'll all see how long

i can

hold

my

breath.

Books.Books.Books.Books.Books.

Ayye, i need something to do.

Exams are over

(:

Went for piano in the morning cos theres no school today, monday and tuesday

HAHA. yay.

Then met my mom at wheelock and lunched with her at nydc. now i feel so fat):

HEH. anyway. After that went bookhunting with her. And realised that neither calypso chronicles or the Magician have been released yet.

rejoice .

But, she ordered them online so thats not so bad. heheh. Bought two books to feed my book craving. (: interesting books man. haha. And no, im far from a nerd, thanks. Even though i HAVE taken a nerd too much yesterday. Yeah, the pink ones. ANYWAY. After that went to meet laura, maryanne and annabelle. They did quite alot of shopping i must say.

PINKK PILLLSS FTW!

yeah. green and yellow ones too (:

heh. homed with annabelle after going for a nonsensical trip to the arts house and almost blaming the information counter dude for getting us 'lost' for a moment there. hee. Took a photo on the hothot floor.

"We're standing on national day ground!" -dizzies-.

in the words of laura (:

mmhmm.

Drinking a mango and honey smoothie made by my mom.

Just pray i won't die of food poisoning.

Actually it tastes quite nice..HAH.

woop. Tmr is a slack day for MEHH. i shall sleep at 3.

p.s This heart still needs saving.

Sentosa-ing with my chocolatecoveredcandyapple-girl!

yup. Damn fun yeh. Must go with more people next time though (:

Exam's are over babeh. Somehow i don't feel much difference.

___ i'll pick up the pieces of my broken heart and be done

exams drive me insane. (:


noLA. &these words were never easier; says:
HAHA.
oversane!
yes thats it
im oversane
which means im too sane to be sane so im insane.
what i have just said proves my point.


And what makes me even more depressed is.

Training.

LAURAEVA. BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE. - says:
'cos training--oh, wait, scratch that. COMBINED training starts in exactly a week, 3 hours and 2 minutes' time.
noLA. &these words were never easier; says:
dont remind me
NEVERMIND
WE HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO IT.
T^T
LAURAEVA. BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE. - says:
look forward to -censored-actioning?
and -censored- -censored?
and me dying?
noLA. &these words were never easier; says:
HAHA.
just imagine all of them, besides you, having their heads in boxers.
with nothing but their noses peeping out of that hole.
LAURAEVA. BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE. - says:
i'll end up laughing.
and miss lee will kill me.
noLA. &these words were never easier; says:
hahahaah
youve got your teammates to suffer with ya.
LAURAEVA. BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE. - says:
the shab, yaisyah, frin, noran, shafura not training.
'cos they're fasting.
unfair,
much.
but i pity you more.
'cos your coach is merciless.
noLA. &these words were never easier; says:
thank you for your pity.
LAURAEVA. BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE. - says:
my pleasure.

I have censored unnecessary words to avoid conflict. (:

EDIT!

http://kerio.cafe24.com/zboard/view.php?id=superj&page=1&sn1=&divpage=6&sn=off&ss=on&sc=off&select_arrange=headnum&desc=asc&no=36287&PHPSESSID=43d397bcb27ed0f317fb5cfea976f5d4

whoohoo. more suju love (:

And Angelyn, I hope you're not that dense as to not roll over the link above before you can see the words. Click to see our beloved Sungmin do his IHEARTYOU! pose. (: Of course with his new hairstyle that totally changes the mood. i like his brown hair :( And check out teuk's fake tattoo. it makes him even more smexxy (: I'll spazz with you more in school. HEEH. i shall not bore the others (:

EDIT AGAIN.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8b9PGx2A04

(: ANGE! watch at 2min 38 sec. KangTeuk FTW. (: Shiwon is still as hot as ever. Cant seem to find kyung though):

you know. If they're gay i'll rejoice because no other girl should get any of them (:

oh gosh. somebody save me.

sapphire blue still has my heart<3

HOTSTUFF.